How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

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Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

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What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

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How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle"