How many Viet Nam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!

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Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

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How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon