Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.
They want to finish before it's cool.
A "casual tea"
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.
A lunchador.
Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...
Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
To much beer and not enough bathrooms
Heifer-weizen.
