How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.