Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even.
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.
Because they can't even
cuz they can't even!!!!
Because they can't even.