Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.