No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.
Not even the pool table has balls
Turned down 4 watt
One, while the rest were kung fu fighting
The Milky Hue.
Because they all pull out.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.
Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.
You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.
This is the most violent story I've ever read!
Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.
