How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

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What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

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What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

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How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.