How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

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What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

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How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"