Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel ?

Where is my shovel

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!