Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

What did the corn say when it was complemented?

Aww, shucks!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.