How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

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How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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Why are asymptomatic cardiology patients so trustworthy?

Because they can't tell afib

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

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Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times