How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

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What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

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What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

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Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

What's a Buccaneer?

They're on the side of your buccin head.

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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!