How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

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What do you call a pirate from Ireland??

Arrrish

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

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What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

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Where does the pirate put his ear ring?

In his buccaneer.

How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer