A buccaneer.
Somewhere around a buck an ear.
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
Malcolm Young
One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.
With its buccaneers!
Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"