Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

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What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

What is the softest part of a wheel chair?

The vegtable sitting in it

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

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What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.