What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.

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Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.