How much for that babysitter?

Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!

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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

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How much for that babysitter?

Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!

What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!