Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!
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Because he might fiddle with your kids.
Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
They have to find babysitters for their wives.
She swallowed
Me: The babysitter
to go to a better place.
They are both over the counter strike
Abominable.
The Swallow.
Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.
Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!
You can spill your beer on a fiddle.
LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)
He lost it back in the 'Nom War
He has claw marks on his forehead.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.
A bus driver.
