How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

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Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

Ma'am Jokes More Ma'am Jokes

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

What was it again ?

Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !