What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

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How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

What's the best part of being a necrophiliac?

In the bedroom, it doesn't take much effort to make your lover's jaw drop.

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one