OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."
Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."
Quack cocaine
Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.
Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
Possum: Oh yeah
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.
Exactly the same.
He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."
Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !
Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.