Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

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How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats 19x17?

36 -Thats not even close!! -But it was quick.

Whats a frogs favorite restaurant?

IHOP!!!

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why was 10 traumatized?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof !

Ma'am Jokes More Ma'am Jokes

How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."