OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Nowhere! He just stuck around!
The second page of a youtube search.
both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
A: Elephants never forget.
It's always prepared.
My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking
He ate pizza before it was cool.
The steaks are too high.
Ma'am, that's a Shovel.
Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.
