OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there
Poll tree!
Swallow the leader.
Carlos-t
Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW
When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.
So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.
They take drastic measures.
He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."
