What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

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What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

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How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.