What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

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What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.