How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?

Sir, she came in with you!"

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Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!