What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

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Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

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What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What did Miley Cyrus' dancing instructor tell her to do?

Hometwerk

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What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

What is Miley Cyrus's favorite color?

Twerquoise

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What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton with Iggy Azalea?

A horribly depraved piece of human garbage.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!