What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

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What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

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Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.