What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

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What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

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Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'