How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

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What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called?

Doritos

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What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."