The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.
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A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!
Because it's traveling light!
Grounds for termination.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window
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If there were one more it would be two-farty!
He had Jello fever!
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.
At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Jackpot!
I don't have a mercedes in my garage!
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.
Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
The kernel was looking for him.
Boy: Me and I'm going home now.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon
Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony
I replied "No, she's not that ugly"
One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!
One I say one.
Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!
The bag of rice can feed a family of four.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four
Anyone know why they all have bags of candy
An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."
Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.
Jesus Pieces.
They Tarot.
Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong
How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"
They pilaf. I'll show my way out
Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.
an asymp-tote*
Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
Bag-in
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
They can lighten your load !
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
Snakes and Larders !sna
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
Because tea leaves.
Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...
A Pillow Fight
A dead baby in two garbage bags.
Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.
In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.
Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic
Malcolm Young
Metis
Finding half of a roach in your food.
You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!
You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".
One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.
It all depends on how you look at it
Fire truck.
