How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

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Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

Supermodel Jokes More Supermodel Jokes

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

Ma'am Jokes More Ma'am Jokes

What was it again ?

Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."