How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

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What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

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What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks

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How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

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What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."