How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

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Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

What's green, white, and orange and only appears once a year?

Irish pride

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes

Supermodel Jokes More Supermodel Jokes

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

Ma'am Jokes More Ma'am Jokes

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.