What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

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What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

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One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!

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The same way British people pronounce beer can.

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

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Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

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How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

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One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

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Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.