How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."

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Wasp Jokes More Wasp Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

Salesperson Jokes More Salesperson Jokes

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."