How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."

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How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

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How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.