Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."

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Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

What is the clumsiest bee?

A: A bumbling bee.