What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

Wasp Jokes More Wasp Jokes

How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."

How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.