What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross country

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.

Wasp Jokes More Wasp Jokes

How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!