How old are you?

I said, "I'm five." He said, "When I was your age I was six."

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.