What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

How is Islam like a GPS?

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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

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We were thankful.

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Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

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What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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What do you get when you subtract original blues from modern blues?

Delta blues.

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!