What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.

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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!