What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

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A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

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Ain't no merci

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How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

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Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.