What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

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Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What do you call the bad part of Italy?

Spaghetto.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!