What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl?

When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What did the cake say to the Pie?

That's sweet, ain't it?"

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.