What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

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What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.