What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

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What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite?

Their age.

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.