How to keep an idiot waiting?

I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.

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What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

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Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?

He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar