How to keep an idiot waiting?

I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.

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How about that airplane food?

Edit: I'm so sorry.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

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What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

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How to keep an idiot waiting?

I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.

How do you comfort a grammar fanatic?

Their, they're, there