Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

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Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

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Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

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How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)