Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

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What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens?

A Coo Clucks Clan

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

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How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry

What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims