How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

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What did Jose name his son?

Hose B

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)