How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

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What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.

What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B