How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

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How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck?

Jose and Hose B