How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

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What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

How do you say goodbye to German cheese?

Velveetazane

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What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...