What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

they're too mature for their taste