What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

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Whats Darth Vaders corrupt brothers name?

Taxi Vader

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Why don't you trust me?

she texted both the guys simultaneously.

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What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

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What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.