What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

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What should it sound like when it's connecting?

guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

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How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.