How, you ask?

I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?