What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

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Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

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What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin?

A Cheese Kurd.

What do you call an old fruit-picker in Wisconsin?

Cherry-atric

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What do The Walking Dead and the Fast and Furious series have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.