What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

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How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

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How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

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What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.