When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why do molluscs only think of themselves?

Because they're shellfish

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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

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What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

What do you call a person who makes a clever point during a discussion at another's expense?

A Douche