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He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

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Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!