Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

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What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

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Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!