How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

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How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.