How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

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When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.