Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

swimming goggles

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Waterfall Jokes More Waterfall Jokes

Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.

What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up?

A waterfell.