Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Waterfall Jokes More Waterfall Jokes

What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up?

A waterfell.

Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.