What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

Birth Defect Jokes More Birth Defect Jokes

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

Lack Toe Jokes More Lack Toe Jokes

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!