What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

How do you break up an Al-Quaeda bingo game?

Yell "B-52!"

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

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What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

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Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

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What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

Lack Toe Jokes More Lack Toe Jokes

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

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Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank