What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad"

Why do you have to nuke siberia twice?

The first one is just to break the ice.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

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You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

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Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.